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These are some lies we made up about Angwin.
A dinosaur is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances by Sunset Point looking.
A colossal hog may regularly be spotted before sunrise studying Bell Canyon in detail.
A headless lady can be distinguished very often looking at the vista at Bell Canyon Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a 12 feet tall massive guy has every so often been made out hovering over Bell Valley at night. Folks who have witnessed this ghost assert this ghost might be a celebrated days gone by native of Angwin.
A mermaid is every so often distinguished up on the highest spot of The Beehive terrifying people.
The phantom of a young girl may sometimes be witnessed near Cold Spring at midnight shouting names of people. Locals assert that this phantom is the undeceased soul of an old Angwin local.
The ghost of a lady having half her head absent was perceived in the middle of Biter Creek pointing at the bystander. Additional people in close proximity have
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had equivalent occurrences with a similar spirit. One of the residents determinedly claims that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Angwin some decades ago. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Angwin
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Ghost Sightings From Angwin
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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