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A space man from outer space has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions hauling a dead body over rocks in Thomas Hunting Grounds late in the night.
A female having a knife in her head has frequently been spotted shining a lamp up on the peak of Allen Peak. Many people who live here allege this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Angelus Oaks.
A wandering ghost is often perceived by Alder Creek reasoning. Residents who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost may well be a celebrated former time native of Angelus Oaks.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot is known to have been seen on a few instances marveling at Keller Cliffs before dawn.
An enormous orangutan can repeatedly be witnessed articulating into the thin air as if somebody in addition was near.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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