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These are some lies we made up about Angels Camp.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship was observed gazing at people in an Angels Camp home through a peephole.
A lady's body with a skunk's head became visible before sunrise floating by on Bear Creek. The ghost was consumed by the night after being noticed.
A space man from the Moon was observed down by Gooseberry Spring very late at night devouring a piece of bread.
A space man from another galaxy became visible in Bear Trap Gap late at night smoking a pipe.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed in a desolate neighborhood outside Angels Camp.
A very large ibex has frequently been witnessed gripping a human headbone in Altaville State Historic Landmark late at night.
A massive polar bear is frequently perceived hovering by a shady road next to Angels Camp.
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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