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These are some lies we made up about Anderson.
An ET is often distinguished taking a rest in an armchair in a trailer near Anderson.
The spirit of an aged sorceress has been witnessed on a few instances very late at night rushing after a passing Pontiac on a shadowy road close to Anderson.
An martian traveler from another galaxy may regularly be made out in Anderson River Park before sunrise dragging a body across the ground.
A very large roebuck can be perceived over and over again at Middle Stake Fish Weir in the early morning hours looking bloodcurdling.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is now and then witnessed in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A sizeable scary dragon has been distinguished on several instances before dawn heading a guided trip of Churn Creek Bottom to a cluster of spirits.
A space man was seen at Panorama Point very late at night gazing down into
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the water.
A gigantic budgerigar was made out in Happy Valley in the early morning hours before sunrise annihilating a picture.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO became visible at midnight hovering across China Garden.
A female's body having a dog's head was made out sipping motor oil by Bear Creek. The observer fled right
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after she saw the ghost.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn was noticed trimming bushes in the back garden of a mobile home in Anderson.
A somewhat rotten human corpse has frequently been noticed by a man fishing by a lake close to Anderson. Lots of folks who live here argue this ghost may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Anderson some decades ago. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien from space is often perceived having a seat on a bench in a mobile home in Anderson.
The ghost of a grower in a straw hat has purportedly been perceived on many instances in Castle Crags State Park near the ranger station crying. Folks here who have made out this ghost allege this ghost is almost certainly the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Anderson.
Aristotle may repeatedly be witnessed gazing in Lassen Volcanic National Park outside the park headquarters.
A gigantic ocelot can be witnessed time and again striding from trailer to trailer
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before sunrise on an Anderson avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Anderson
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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