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These are some lies we made up about Anaheim.
An ET from outer space may be witnessed often ascending out of a manhole on an Anaheim residential road around midnight.
An extraterrestrial has once in a while been seen performing a tune on an accordion in an Anaheim apartment.
A very large horse has supposedly been observed on many instances dragging a body from the freezing water of Brea Creek late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has often been observed taking in the surroundings at Brea Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly witnessed bass fishing from the water's edge of Laguna Lake late in the night.
An enormous parrot has been perceived on one or two instances checking out Brea Canyon in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a coal-miner can be witnessed time and again up on the top of East Coyote Hills devouring a slice of pizza.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has
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occasionally been made out at night flying across the East Coyote Hills.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is occasionally seen speaking into the night in Acacia Park before dawn.
The spirit of a man dressed as a car mechanic has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in a mirror in an Anaheim home; the ghost
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was only perceptible in the mirror. Some of those who live here argue this ghost might be a well-known former time local of Anaheim.
An alien traveler from deep space was distinguished trying to locate a bag underneath a parked Toyota in an Anaheim parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A female with a moderately see-through body showed up in an Anaheim area clothing store, strolling the aisles. The spirit was unconcerned that there was someone other there.
An ET from space was spotted by Angeles National Forest struggling to touch something.
A space invader was observed in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area outside the ranger station pondering.
A massive pronghorn was spotted scaring people in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Anaheim.
A gargantuan dormouse has repeatedly been distinguished striding through a flat in Anaheim.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has been witnessed on a small number of instances walking through a home near Anaheim.
An martian
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explorer from deep space may be made out time and again at a coin operated phone in Anaheim using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Anaheim
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Ghost Sightings From Anaheim
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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