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These are some lies we made up about Amador City.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may repeatedly be witnessed examining Gopher Gulch in detail on a dark night.
A black bat that shape-shifted into a lady may be observed time and again sipping blood from a container in Amador Creek.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft has now and then been distinguished dining on an apple in Amador County Fairgrounds late at night.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is every so often perceived fishing from the water's edge of Tanner Reservoir in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan boar is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances by an old man fishing by a lake close to Amador City.
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Ghost Sightings From Amador City
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At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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