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These are some lies we made up about Alviso.
A womanly character has frequently been perceived guzzling apple juice in Agnew Park after midnight. If you talk to the residents, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while driving through Alviso some decades ago.
A very large salamander is frequently perceived in Alviso Slough at the stroke of midnight attempting to deposit a dead body.
The ghost of a lady with the sign of the devil engraved into her cheek has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions in a desolate place close to Alviso. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Alviso long ago.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets can frequently be witnessed in the middle of Agua Caliente Creek reading a newsletter.
An alien from another world can be witnessed often spitting at passing cars by a murky highway in the neighborhood of Alviso.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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