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An extraterrestrial from another world is frequently distinguished pulling a cadaver over rocks in Altaville State Historic Landmark late at night.
An extremely large opossum can often be made out staring angrily at the viewer beneath a lamppost in Altaville.
A gigantic wolverine has every so often been observed up on the apex of Bald Hill going out of control.
An alien has been said to have been made out on many occasions soaring across Albany Flat at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an elderly hag can every so often be witnessed rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of an Altaville home at midnight. It has been argued that this individual ghost likes scaring people who come seeking ghosts in Altaville. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost sure is creepy; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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