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These are some lies we made up about Altadena.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can frequently be perceived gulping gasoline by a streetlight in Altadena.
Galileo may be made out frequently up on the summit of Brown Mountain smoking a cigar.
A space invader from planet Mars has sometimes been observed going through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Altadena flat at midnight.
A young girl in a blood-splattered prom dress is once in a while spotted looking for another ghost in Agua Canyon after midnight.
An extremely large quagga has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances sitting at a coffee table in an Altadena apartment.
An ET from deep space can every now and then be distinguished in a metal boat on Eaton Canyon Reservoir howling.
A giant anteater is repeatedly noticed in the early morning hours soaring over the San Rafael Hills.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer has purportedly been observed on a
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small number of instances in Alhambra Park late in the night attempting to grip something.
An ET from planet Saturn may regularly be observed by Bailey Debris Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
A space invader from another planet may be distinguished over and over again looking across Auburn Debris Basin around midnight.
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enormous seal is occasionally witnessed late at night drifting by on Clear Creek.
A big bloodcurdling monster has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances staring at folks in an Altadena home through an air vent.
A female with a sea-green face can every so often be made out spitting at passing cars beside a murky road right next door to Altadena.
A colossal gila monster was witnessed in Angeles National Forest near the park headquarters howling at the bystander to beat it.
A space alien showed up gulping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Altadena.
Ludwig van Beethoven emerged walking a Collie at the stroke of midnight on a murky Altadena avenue.
An alien vacationer from another world was witnessed mounding rocks in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area right by the ranger station.
A gigantic camel has repeatedly been perceived staring through mobile home windows in Altadena around midnight.
An ET from another solar system is repeatedly
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seen watching TV in an Altadena living room late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Altadena
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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