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These are some lies we made up about Alta.
The alien technician of a flying saucer has been noticed on numerous occasions by Liberty Hill Dam after midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack clutching a large axe may now and then be noticed gazing crossly at the observer in a sail boat on Liberty Hill Reservoir.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy has repeatedly been observed in a home in Alta.
A space invader from planet Venus is frequently perceived near the water at Iron Point hurling rocks.
The creepy ghost of a Barbarian has allegedly been seen on several instances flying across Deadmans Flat at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Alta
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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