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These are some lies we made up about Alpine.
Christopher Columbus has frequently been distinguished pacing by the side of a deserted highway near Alpine.
A massive hyena is repeatedly perceived in Anderson Valley on a dark night pondering.
A Seismosaurus has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions drifting by on Alpine Creek late at night.
An extremely large wombat can frequently be witnessed leading a guided visit of Bell Bluff to a company of ghosts on a dark night.
A space man from the Moon may be seen repeatedly appearing in a mirror.
A colossal cony has now and then been spotted cleaning a blood-covered pillow in Five Willow Spring at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from the cosmos is occasionally perceived staring across Kearchoffer Flat after midnight.
A huge toad has allegedly been noticed on many instances at El Capitan Dam before dawn taking in the surroundings.
Archimedes can once in a while be distinguished in Capitan Grande Indian Reservation
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before sunrise hauling a dead body over the grass.
The spirit of a young-looking guy wearing a denim jacket has frequently been observed on the top of El Cajon Mountain on a dark night watching the panorama. It has been said that this particular ghost likes startling foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Alpine. Regardless of what,
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this phantom sure is creepy; one that should be kept away from.
A space invader is often spotted relaxing on a bench in a building close to Alpine.
A decapitated gentleman is known to have been spotted on one or two instances at night hurrying after a passing Honda on a dark road near Alpine. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this is an intimidating phantom that is better not messed with.
The martian captain of a flying saucer may regularly be distinguished in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
A woman with her legs removed has every so often been noticed in Cabrillo National Monument near the park headquarters smoking a pipe. Based on what the residents allege, this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Alpine a long time ago. One thing is for sure, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to come across before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Mars is from time to time witnessed near
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the entrance to Anza-Borrego Desert State Park reading a newsletter.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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