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A beheaded gentleman has been distinguished on numerous instances enjoying the surroundings at Taylor Weir before dawn.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may every so often be witnessed by Deep Creek trying to find a woman.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft was made out weeping outside the entrance to Colonel Allensworth State Park.
An extremely large sheep was distinguished in Pixley National Wildlife Refuge around midnight covering a corpse by a big boulder.
The spirit of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform showed up taking a rest in a chair in an apartment in Alpaugh. The spirit nodded to the bystander.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpaugh
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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