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These are some lies we made up about Aliso Viejo.
An alien from another galaxy can now and then be made out trying to locate a photo down beside the shore at Veeh Reservoir.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been spotted spending time in a neglected villa in Aliso Viejo.
A female with a blue face has been seen on several occasions smoking a pipe in Bluebird Canyon very late at night. One of the locals decisively argues that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Aliso Viejo a long time ago.
An extremely large yak can repeatedly be perceived in Aegean Hills Park at night burying a dead body by a big boulder.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may be made out repeatedly standing by a deserted road near Aliso Viejo.
The ghost of a delivery man has every now and then been made out trying to locate something at Aliso Beach.
A massive kangaroo has been said to have been witnessed on several
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instances in Agua Chinon Wash crying.
An alien from another planet can now and then be made out by Three Arches screaming.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft was witnessed on the summit of one of the mountains in the San Joaquin Hills around midnight attempting to say something.
A gentleman's body having the head of a skunk
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appeared at Abalone Point in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing down into the water. The onlooker panicked and escaped.
Henry VIII was spotted on the summit of French Hill after midnight gazing at the vista.
An alien traveler from deep space came into sight mounted on a motorbike on a murky road near Aliso Viejo.
A feminine shape was noticed in an Aliso Viejo apartment. The spirit greeted the eye witness. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An extremely large lemur was seen appearing in a mirror.
A gargantuan anteater has repeatedly been distinguished before sunrise hurrying after a passing VW on a shadowy highway near Aliso Viejo.
An alien from planet Venus is known to have been spotted on many occasions shouting at the onlooker to beat it at the entrance to California Citrus State Park.
A gigantic frog can regularly be seen heaving rocks in Cabrillo National Monument right by the park headquarters.
A giant giraffe can be perceived
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over and over again gardening in the side yard of a residence in Aliso Viejo.
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Ghost Sightings From Aliso Viejo
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Ghost Sightings From Aliso Viejo
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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