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These are some lies we made up about Alhambra.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot may frequently be made out in a mirror in an Alhambra flat; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
A colossal porcupine can be observed frequently looking for an object by a parked truck in an Alhambra parking lot in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack gripping a large axe has once in a while been spotted shining a lamp in Acuna Park at the stroke of midnight. A woman who lives here alleges that this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Alhambra some time ago.
A frightening skeleton is sometimes noticed meditating up on Eagle Rock.
A space invader from another solar system has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions shuffling orbs about mid stream in Alhambra Wash.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can every now and then be perceived on the water's edge of Eaton Canyon Reservoir screaming names of people.
An martian vacationer
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from another world has often been observed in an Alhambra area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
Vasco da Gama is often made out examining Bailey Canyon in detail late at night.
An alien from Mars is known to have been perceived on many instances going wild at Bailey Debris Dam before sunrise.
A space alien from another world
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can frequently be made out before dawn gazing over Bailey Debris Basin.
A gargantuan lamb may be perceived very often seated at the dining table in an Alhambra apartment mounding pebbles.
A massive lovebird has once in a while been noticed traveling on a steed in the middle of a highway near Alhambra.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been noticed on several occasions trying to find a picture near Angeles National Forest.
An martian voyager from outer space may occasionally be observed striding through a house near Alhambra.
An enormous monkey was observed at a public phone in Alhambra making a phone call.
A sizeable terrifying giant materialized chatting into the night right by Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area.
An extremely large snake was distinguished reading a newspaper by a wild road next to Alhambra before sunrise.
A giant goat came into view standing by a secluded highway outside Alhambra.
A glow-in-the-dark human figure
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was distinguished being carried by a bike on a dark highway outside Alhambra. When the eye witness showed up the phantom escaped. In any event, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Alhambra
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Ghost Sightings From Alhambra
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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