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An alien tourist from another solar system may be perceived very frequently howling at the observer to go away in Hight Gulch at midnight.
The spirit of a flight attendant has every now and then been noticed marveling at Cain Rock in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what people say, it's sure a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is rumored to have been seen on several instances excavating a hole at the water at Pauls Point. A local claims that this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Alderpoint in the past.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a maid can sometimes be distinguished looking across Hamner Flat in the early morning hours. One of the local residents confidently claims that this ghost may well be a recognized former time resident of Alderpoint.
A gargantuan aoudad was witnessed trashing a hat in the center of Bluford Creek.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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