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William Shakespeare has been spotted on a small number of instances emerging in a mirror.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed in a bloody prom dress may from time to time be perceived in Anderson Gulch before dawn mounding rocks.
A huge elk has frequently been made out on the highest spot of Mathison Peak before dawn looking at the sight.
A headless lady has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances looking at Arch of the Navarro very late at night. A number of folks assert this ghost gets pleasure from startling folks who come looking for ghosts in Albion.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft may frequently be distinguished staring across Albion Flat late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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