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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
A space invader from Venus came into sight obliterating a book in Albany Cougar Athletic Field in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from another solar system showed up looking at the sight from the pinnacle of Albany Hill at night.
An ET was observed pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Cerrito Creek at night.
A wandering ghost was made out in an Albany area grocery store, marching the aisles. This particular phantom has been noticed very often in this place.
A huge hippopotamus has regularly been witnessed conversing into the air in a rubber boat on Berryman Reservoir.
The ghost of an airplane pilot is often noticed camping out in Eucalyptus Grove late at night.
An martian explorer from another solar system has purportedly been spotted on a few instances clutching a cranium on a dark night by a mailbox in Albany.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn can frequently be perceived scrutinizing Berkely Reef
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in detail at midnight.
A colossal peccary may be perceived frequently in the early morning hours hovering over Faculty Glade.
A mermaid has once in a while been seen attempting to touch something on the apex of one of the mountains in the Berkeley Hills after midnight.
A gigantic jaguar is from time to time made out reflecting
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by Potrero Turn.
The chilling ghost of a Hun is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions rearranging orbs around down at the water at Adams Point. It has been argued that this specific spirit may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Albany some time ago.
Galileo has repeatedly been noticed taking a rest at a coffee table in an Albany flat looking menacing.
A guy that transformed into a vampire is frequently made out at Briones Dam at midnight staring crossly at the eye witness.
An extremely large donkey is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions howling at the watcher to disappear down by the waterfront at Kellers Beach.
An extraterrestrial from space may repeatedly be seen wandering through an apartment in Albany.
A space alien may be spotted often in Angel Island State Park at the ranger station excavating an opening.
A luminous human figure has every now and then been witnessed stacking stones in Golden Gate National Recreation Area right by the park headquarters. According
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to the people who live here, this phantom may be a renowned yesteryear native of Albany.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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