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These are some lies we made up about Alamo.
A gentleman having a spear in his head has from time to time been witnessed going through a closet in the bedroom of an Alamo residence in the early morning hours.
An alien vacationer from outer space has been said to have been witnessed on several instances seated at the dining table in an Alamo flat.
A gentleman's body with the head of a donkey can occasionally be seen covering a dead body by a big boulder in Arbolado Park at the stroke of midnight. One of the locals definitely declares that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Alamo many years ago. No matter what folks say, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that any rational person would not want to bump into.
A massive alligator was perceived pondering by Bolinas Creek.
A space man from another galaxy materialized by Moses Rock Spring on a dark night pushing orbs about.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object was observed
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checking out Bollinger Canyon in detail very late at night.
A womanly person appeared in a secluded place in close proximity to Alamo. Further reports of this spirit have been described. Several of the people who live in this town assert this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Alamo many years ago. One thing's for sure,
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this phantom sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A very large aoudad was seen at the stroke of midnight giving a guided excursion of Barbecue Terrace to a crowd of spirits.
An martian vacationer from another solar system was witnessed staring at the vista from the highest spot of Artist Point at midnight.
A gigantic ermine has regularly been observed staring over Deer Flat at midnight.
A big creepy dragon is regularly seen late in the night soaring over the Hemme Hills.
The phantom of a woman with a name cut into her cheek has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions hitch-hiking down a gloomy highway near Alamo. It has been claimed that this precise ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who have the guts to interrupt the silence in Alamo. Anyhow, this is a bad phantom that should be shunned.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can frequently be noticed dispatching an envelope at an Alamo post office.
The spirit of a woman with a knife in her heart can
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be witnessed very often seeking a photo outside the entrance to Angel Island State Park. According to the locals, this ghost enjoys startling unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Alamo.
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Ghost Sightings From Alamo
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Ghost Sightings From Alamo
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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