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These are some lies we made up about Alameda.
A large chilling dragon has supposedly been distinguished on numerous instances weeping in Alameda Memorial State Beach in the early morning hours.
An extremely large buffalo may once in a while be spotted looking at the water by Alameda Harbor before sunrise.
An alien tourist from outer space was perceived in a home in Alameda.
A very large ocelot became visible in a rubber raft on Lake Merritt flashing a lamp.
A space invader from Jupiter was made out at Adams Point before sunrise gazing down into the water.
An Iguanodon was perceived scaring folks up on the summit of Pill Hill.
A space invader from space was made out taking a midnight swim at Sandy Beach.
A guy with a large hole through his chest has regularly been noticed in Arrowhead Marsh at the stroke of midnight trying to dump a cadaver. In any event, this is an unlikable phantom that is better not interrupted.
The martian crew member of a UFO has been perceived
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on numerous instances pointing at the witness in Dimond Canyon before dawn.
A gentleman having the head of a leprechaun can often be perceived throwing pebbles into the stream at Claremont Creek at night.
An extremely large crow may be made out repeatedly in an Alameda residence.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has sometimes
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been witnessed strolling beside a secluded road right next door to Alameda.
Snow White is now and then seen scraping out a crater at the entrance to Golden Gate National Recreation Area.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions sitting in a beanbag in a home near Alameda.
A huge kangaroo may now and then be observed seeking a photo in Angel Island State Park near the park headquarters.
The martian pilot of a UFO has regularly been observed in the early morning hours before sunrise following a passing Nissan on a shadowy highway outside Alameda.
A very large kitten is regularly perceived in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A lady burning, hauling a fuel bottle has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances by a guy fishing by a lake near Alameda. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that you don't want to bump into before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful air force
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pilot can often be spotted taking a rest on a stool in a building in Alameda.
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Ghost Sightings From Alameda
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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