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These are some lies we made up about Ahwahnee.
A space invader from the Moon may now and then be made out carrying a headbone mid stream in Carter Creek.
A gargantuan guanaco was perceived going through trash container on an Ahwahnee street.
The spirit of a man having satanic symbols etched into his foot emerged on a dark night examining French Gulch in detail. Being frightened by the witnesses the ghost made its way into the darkness.
An ET from another world was witnessed staring up on the summit of Buckeye Mountain.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead cougar came into view down near Cold Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to touch something. When seen the spirit came up to the witness who then escaped. One of the local residents determinedly declares that this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Ahwahnee.
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Ghost Sightings From Ahwahnee
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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