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These are some lies we made up about Aguanga.
The Abominable Snowman has frequently been made out in Camp Wright Historical Marker at midnight hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock.
A space alien from Mars is regularly spotted cleaning a blood-splattered shirt in Dick Spring in the early morning hours.
A woman's body with a sheep's head has supposedly been observed on numerous instances looking at folks in an Aguanga home through a peephole. If you talk to the locals, this spirit is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Aguanga person who lived here. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to meet late in the night.
A gigantic shrew may often be witnessed trying to flag down cars alongside a dark road outside Aguanga.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may be noticed very often facing the eye witness up on the summit of Aguanga Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Aguanga
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Ghost Sightings From Aguanga
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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