|
| |
Agoura Hills, California Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Agoura Hills.
A creepy beast emerged staring at a person sleeping on a mattress in a house in Agoura Hills. The phantom didn't appear to be agonized by the eye witnesses.
An alien was seen in Agoura Park at midnight tossing pieces of wood.
The ghost of a man clothed as a plumber was made out around midnight checking out Cheeseboro Canyon in detail. When the phantom was seen it faded away into the night.
A gargantuan frog has frequently been spotted mounding pebbles up on the highest spot of Brents Mountain.
A woman with a half transparent body is repeatedly distinguished around midnight flying across the Simi Hills.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a law enforcement uniform has supposedly been perceived on a handful of instances glugging down blood from a container by Cold Creek. One of the people who live here definitely declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Agoura Hills some time
| |
|
ago.
A gigantic basilisk may frequently be spotted in a convenience store in the Agoura Hills neighborhood.
A big terrifying ogre can be witnessed often in the early morning hours before sunrise staring across Burro Flats.
A huge steer has every now and then been seen trying on a shirt in an Agoura Hills residence.
The extraterrestrial
| |
| |
pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is occasionally distinguished on the shore of Lake Eleanor reading a magazine.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been seen on one or two instances snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Agoura Hills.
The ghost of a man wearing an army outfit can every now and then be made out playing a tune on an accordion in an Agoura Hills flat. Several folks say this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Agoura Hills some decades ago.
An martian vacationer from deep space has often been spotted in an Agoura Hills secondary school in the early morning hours staggering the hallways.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head is often witnessed by Castaic Lake State Park screaming. One thing's for certain, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that any normal person would not want to meet.
The spirit of a lady with a bag fastened around her head has been witnessed on frequent instances by the entrance to Channel Islands National
|
|
Park struggling to exclaim something. It has been said that this individual ghost likes terrifying foolish people who are brave enough to interrupt the silence in Agoura Hills.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Agoura Hills
Submit a lie about Agoura Hills, California:
Other untruthful towns near Agoura Hills, California:
Oak Park, California, 0 miles away
Malibu, California, 6 miles away
Westlake Village, California, 6 miles away
Calabasas, California, 7 miles away
West Hills, California, 8 miles away
Thousand Oaks, California, 9 miles away
Woodland Hills, California, 10 miles away
Canoga Park, California, 10 miles away
Topanga, California, 11 miles away
Newbury Park, California, 12 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
California
|
Ghost Sightings From Agoura Hills
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
MORE JOKES
|
