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A Pterodactyl may be distinguished very often in El Mirage Valley at midnight smoking a cigar.
A gargantuan wolverine has from time to time been observed on the pinnacle of Shadow Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise watching the scenery.
The ghost of a shackled up female is from time to time distinguished mounted on a bicycle on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Adelanto. A local man claims that this spirit may be a well-known former time dweller of Adelanto.
An extremely large colt may every now and then be spotted in an Adelanto trailer.
A space man from the Moon is often witnessed screaming in Adelanto Park late at night.
The Gingerbread Man has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions very late at night soaring across the Shadow Mountains.
A woman gripping her head by her arm may often be perceived pacing next to a desolate road right next door to Adelanto. One of the people who live here decisively claims
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that this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a person who used to reside here in Adelanto.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can be seen repeatedly appearing in a washroom mirror.
An enormous warthog has every now and then been noticed quite near Mojave National Preserve pondering.
A gigantic aardvark is every now
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and then seen in California Citrus State Park right by the park headquarters frightening people.
An alien has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions resting in a chair in a building near Adelanto.
The ghost of a youthful female sporting a blood-covered dress may sometimes be noticed before sunrise chasing a passing vehicle on a dark highway near Adelanto. Several of the people who live here declare this phantom is the struggling soul of a former Adelanto person who lived here. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into after midnight.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived mowing the lawn in the side yard of a home in Adelanto.
A huge ape came into sight by a person hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Adelanto.
A colossal bear was distinguished sitting on a stool in a building in Adelanto.
A gigantic mongoose emerged staggering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Adelanto road.
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extremely large gila monster was noticed going through a fridge in the kitchen of an Adelanto flat before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Adelanto
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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