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These are some lies we made up about Acton.
The Wizard of Oz can from time to time be observed in the early morning hours scrutinizing Acton Canyon in detail.
An alien from space has regularly been witnessed yelling at the viewer to leave down near the water at Perspiration Point.
An alien is repeatedly seen at a pay phone in Acton talking on the phone.
An martian tourist from another solar system has purportedly been observed on many instances in Cypress Park in the early morning hours piling rocks.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can regularly be witnessed staggering through an Acton vicinity graveyard. Either way, this is a horrible ghost that is better not disrupted.
A gigantic porcupine can be perceived time and again drifting down on Anaverde Creek around midnight.
The ghost of an old guy with a long gray beard has every so often been made out sipping water from Kentucky Springs at midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing
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soldier's attire is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions hanging out in a neglected home in Acton.
A massive ram may sometimes be observed on the top of Mount McDill very late at night staring at the panorama.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head was seen near the entrance to Angeles National Forest yelling. When
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the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the thin air.
A space alien from planet Venus appeared standing by a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Acton.
The spirit of a lady with a sack tied around her head was observed in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area by the ranger station attempting to verbalize something. Alarmed by the watchers the ghost made its way into the shadows. In any case, it's a scary phantom that you don't want to come across at night.
A space alien from another solar system emerged traveling on a Harley on a shady road in close proximity to Acton.
An extraterrestrial was perceived in an apartment in Acton.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO was distinguished strolling by the side of a wild highway near Acton.
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Ghost Sightings From Acton
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Ghost Sightings From Acton
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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