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These are some lies we made up about Acampo.
The spirit of a gentleman wearing military attire was noticed in the middle of Coyote Creek searching for a bag. The ghost saluted the watcher.
A knight's armor from the middle ages lacking a human inside became visible in a trailer in Acampo. When the spirit was made out it faded away into the air.
A huge squirrel was seen smoking a pipe in American Legion Park late at night.
A giant muskrat has regularly been observed staggering alongside a wild highway near Acampo.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been perceived on a few instances coming into sight in a mirror.
A partially see-through gentleman clad as the skipper of a boat can frequently be noticed taking a rest on the floor in a flat in the neighborhood of Acampo. A local woman declares that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Acampo many years ago. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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alien voyager from the cosmos can be distinguished over and over again very late at night following a passing Honda on a shadowy highway right next door to Acampo.
The ghost of a young-looking guy dressed in a confederate uniform has from time to time been spotted at the entrance to Brannan Island State Park struggling to express something.
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One of the local residents steadfastly says that this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Acampo a long time ago. Regardless of what, it's a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a shackled up gentleman is sometimes spotted in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night. A number of of the people who live here declare this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who are bold enough to disturb the calm in Acampo. No matter what folks state, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that you would not want to bump into before sunrise.
Napoleon Bonaparte is rumored to have been seen on many instances trimming bushes in the side garden of a home in Acampo.
The ghost of a young-looking female drenched in blood can once in a while be spotted by a woman hiking along a trail near Acampo.
An alien from planet Jupiter has regularly been spotted having a seat on a sofa in a home in Acampo.
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Ghost Sightings From Acampo
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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