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These are some lies we made up about Whittier.
A colossal guanaco has sometimes been made out on the highest spot of Baird Peak before sunrise watching the panorama.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is from time to time distinguished drifting down on Billings Creek around midnight.
The ghost of a 10 foot huge guy is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions by Burns Glacier trying to locate a book. No matter what people verbalize, it's a chilling ghost that you would not want to meet around midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet can from time to time be noticed having a steak in Portage Pass around midnight.
A space man from Mars was seen in a secluded spot near Whittier.
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Ghost Sightings From Whittier
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Ghost Sightings From Whittier
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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