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A lady afire, holding a gas bottle was made out by a lady camping at a campground in close proximity to Wasilla. When the ghost was distinguished it faded away into the thin air. Anyhow, this is a bad ghost that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
A colossal gazelle was seen resting on a sofa in a house in Wasilla.
A huge musk-ox is frequently witnessed flickering a lantern by a streetlamp in Wasilla.
An alien has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions walking from mobile home to mobile home after midnight on a Wasilla lane.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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