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These are some lies we made up about Wasilla.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances in a phone booth in Wasilla talking on the phone.
An alien from the cosmos can often be noticed striding through a Wasilla area churchyard.
The ghost of a chained up man may be distinguished often crying out names of people beside the waterfront at Wasilla Lake. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost may be a recognized old days native of Wasilla.
A very large frog is every so often seen drifting down on Coal Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young female covered in blood has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions at the stroke of midnight soaring over Duck Flats.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft may from time to time be made out ascending out of Cottonwood Slough covered in mud late at night.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has regularly been
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spotted chucking pebbles by a desolate highway close to Wasilla very late at night.
An martian vacationer from outer space has supposedly been observed on many occasions staying in an uninhabited home in Wasilla.
An ET from another planet can be seen very frequently standing by a desolate road in the vicinity of Wasilla.
An ET
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has once in a while been noticed riding on a motorbike on a dark highway near Wasilla.
An martian explorer from another world is once in a while seen in a flat in Wasilla.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso can now and then be perceived at the entrance to Denali National Park & Preserve smoking a cigar. Local people declare that this phantom is the undead spirit of a long gone Wasilla person who lived here.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast was made out in Chugach National Forest right by the park headquarters articulating into the night.
A space man from planet Jupiter showed up striding next to a desolate road close to Wasilla.
A man with the head of a demon was distinguished taking a rest in a chair in a house close to Wasilla. The ghost waved to the bystander. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Wasilla in the past. One thing's for certain, it is certainly a menacing phantom that you don't want to bump into around midnight.
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space man from the cosmos appeared in the rear seat of a car by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Wasilla
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Ghost Sightings From Wasilla
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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