Tyonek

 
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A gargantuan walrus has frequently been witnessed in Moquawkie Indian Reservation at night gulping root beer.

An extraterrestrial from another solar system is repeatedly perceived scrutinizing Chuit Flats in detail after midnight.
    
A dinosaur can frequently be seen down next to the water at Beshta Bay discussing into the night.

The ghost of a guy having half his head lost may be perceived often at Chuitna River at midnight hurling bricks into the flowing water.

The martian commander of a UFO has from time to time been distinguished hanging in the air like a cloud in Tyonek.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Tyonek

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