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These are some lies we made up about Toksook Bay.
A woman with the head of a beast can every so often be spotted at the stroke of midnight following a passing Buick on a dark highway outside Toksook Bay. It has been declared that this exact ghost might be a recognized yesteryear resident of Toksook Bay.
A space invader from planet Mars was made out on the apex of Kaluyut Mountain very late at night studying the scenery.
A female clutching her head beneath her arm appeared in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn. When spotted the ghost came close to the observer who then fled. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a local who used to live here in Toksook Bay.
The spirit of a young lady dressed in a bloody prom dress was made out by an old man hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Toksook Bay. There have been other tales involving this ghost in the vicinity.
A gargantuan lovebird came into view taking a rest on a stool in a home in Toksook Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Toksook Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Toksook Bay
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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