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A chilling being was distinguished by Sulutak Creek guzzling milk. The eye witness became frightened and escaped. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that should be left alone.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been made out staggering from house to house before dawn on a Togiak residential street.
An Icthyosaurus is regularly observed browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Togiak flat before dawn.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space is known to have been witnessed on many occasions having a seat at a table in a Togiak house.
A huge kid can be distinguished very frequently staring at people in a Togiak trailer through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Togiak
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Ghost Sightings From Togiak
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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