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A space alien from another world may regularly be witnessed studying Indian River Valley in detail after midnight.
The alien technician of a flying saucer can be witnessed frequently at Corner Bay Dam before dawn enjoying the surroundings.
A colossal toad has once in a while been noticed on the peak of Mount Parish late in the night viewing the panorama.
The ghost of a pregnant female is from time to time seen before dawn floating along Corner Creek. In any case, it undeniably is a chilling phantom that should be avoided.
An ET from Venus has been distinguished on a small number of instances going out of control down at the water at Columbia Point.
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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