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These are some lies we made up about Talkeetna.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady may be spotted frequently in the backseat of a Honda by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A dark dog that transformed into a female has sometimes been noticed appearing creepy in Denali National Park & Preserve at the ranger station. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost likes startling people who have the nerve to disturb the calm in Talkeetna. Regardless of what folks state, it's a chilling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to meet.
The spirit of a destitute man is sometimes observed at Middle Fork Montana Creek after midnight chucking bricks into the flow. Nevertheless, it's undeniably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An enormous mustang is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances raking leaves in the side garden of an apartment in Talkeetna.
Ludwig van Beethoven may now and then be perceived in Denali State Park outside the ranger station howling at the observer to beat it.
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Ghost Sightings From Talkeetna
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Ghost Sightings From Talkeetna
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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