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These are some lies we made up about Sutton.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO is regularly distinguished standing by a wild highway near Sutton.
A massive salamander is rumored to have been observed on a small number of instances gazing at the panorama from the top of Castle Mountain very late at night.
An enormously creepy ghost may often be observed in the center of Boulder Creek reading a magazine. It has been asserted that this precise ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Sutton some decades ago. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to encounter after midnight.
A gargantuan basilisk can be noticed frequently traveling on a motorbike on a shady road in the vicinity of Sutton.
The ghost of an elderly lady clutching a pistol is every now and then witnessed in a Sutton apartment.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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