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These are some lies we made up about Stebbins.
A space man from outer space has occasionally been made out surveying the panorama from the top of Saint Michael Mountain late at night.
A space invader is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances tossing pebbles into the water at Nunavulnuk River at night.
A colossal aardvark may once in a while be spotted rearranging orbs around down at the water at Broad Point.
An martian traveler from another world was seen staggering through a building in close proximity to Stebbins.
A massive rat materialized pacing through a Stebbins area churchyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Stebbins
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Ghost Sightings From Stebbins
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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