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These are some lies we made up about Seward.
A woman having a knife in her head is once in a while seen in Two Lakes Park before sunrise hurling rocks.
A drifting ghost has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions mounted on a low rider on a gloomy highway next to Seward.
An extremely large aardvark may once in a while be perceived at Lowell Creek Dam before sunrise swallowing blood from a beaker.
The ghost of a plane pilot has repeatedly been noticed at Lowell Point at night looking down into the water.
Bigfoot is often noticed in an apartment in Seward.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions up on Bear Mountain smoking a pipe.
A giant mare may often be noticed before dawn floating along on Bear Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Seward
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
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