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An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy has frequently been noticed calling names by Seldovia Slough.
A character with a skeleton face having on shadowy robes is frequently distinguished before dawn leading a piloted excursion of Gray Cliff to a group of ghosts.
A space alien from the cosmos may frequently be observed at Fish Creek Dam after midnight taking in the vista.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be perceived repeatedly yelling at the onlooker to disappear by Barabara Creek.
A space alien from planet Saturn has now and then been made out down at the water at Barabara Point going berserk.
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Ghost Sightings From Seldovia
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Ghost Sightings From Seldovia
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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