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These are some lies we made up about Scammon Bay.
Cinderella was distinguished relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Scammon Bay house struggling to state something.
The ghost of a young girl showed up mounted on a mule beside a road outside Scammon Bay. There are other accounts involving this ghost in the neighborhood. According to the local residents, this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Scammon Bay.
A space man was distinguished marching through an apartment outside Scammon Bay.
The ghost of a woman with half her head gone became visible wandering through a Scammon Bay vicinity burial ground. Further reports of this ghost have been reported. According to what the residents claim, this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Scammon Bay person who lived here.
An enormous doe was perceived staying in an uninhabited building in Scammon Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Scammon Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Scammon Bay
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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