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A giant cougar has occasionally been witnessed by Camp Creek pointing at the witness.
The ghost of a guy wearing soldier's attire is every so often observed looking at a lady snoozing in a bed in a residence in Platinum. Some folks argue this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy people who have the nerve to upset the tranquility in Platinum. No matter what people utter, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
Goldilocks has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances in a store in the Platinum vicinity.
A very large pony can from time to time be witnessed trying on socks in a Platinum residence.
A huge puma has often been made out creeping out from a drain hole on a Platinum street late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Platinum
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Ghost Sightings From Platinum
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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