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These are some lies we made up about Pedro Bay.
The spirit of a youthful cowboy can once in a while be witnessed going berserk next to Petrof Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has frequently been perceived mid stream in Bear Creek throwing bricks.
A gigantic lynx is regularly distinguished by a guy canoeing in a river right next door to Pedro Bay.
The Mothman is known to have been made out on several instances stacking boulders by the water at Roadhouse Bay.
An ET can often be seen relaxing in an armchair in a residence in Pedro Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Pedro Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Pedro Bay
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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