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These are some lies we made up about Palmer.
An extraterrestrial may occasionally be spotted traveling on a llama beside a road near Palmer.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has often been perceived at a public phone in Palmer using the telephone.
An army uniform strolling about with no body in it is regularly distinguished strolling through a Palmer area burial ground.
A gigantic wolf has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions in Matanuska Valley at the stroke of midnight looking for a box.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos can frequently be seen washing a bloody jacket in Brasil Springs at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous cony can be witnessed over and over again chucking stones into the current at Buffalo Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a dreadfully burned woman has from time to time been noticed smoking a pipe on the shore of Baird Lake. In any case, it is certainly a scary ghost that any normal person wouldn't
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want to run into.
The spirit of a guy having the sign of the devil etched into his forehead is from time to time seen surveying the scenery from the summit of Bodenburg Butte in the early morning hours. No matter what, this spirit indisputably is scary; one that should be shunned.
The phantom of an awfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead
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wolf may occasionally be perceived reading a pamphlet in the middle of a deserted highway close to Palmer at night. One thing's for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not messed with.
A space man from another world was noticed carrying a skull in Kepler-Bradley Lakes State Recreation Area before sunrise.
The spirit of a youthful female with a rope around her neck came into view hanging out in an uninhabited building in Palmer. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived time and again in close proximity. Well, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was witnessed attempting to say something in Chugach National Forest right by the ranger station.
An extraordinarily creepy ghost was observed standing by a deserted road close to Palmer. The eye witness ran away immediately after she made out the ghost.
An alien from planet Pluto was made out in Denali National Park & Preserve
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outside the park headquarters flashing a lantern.
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Ghost Sightings From Palmer
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Ghost Sightings From Palmer
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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