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These are some lies we made up about Moose Pass.
A gargantuan tapir has occasionally been perceived examining Johnson Creek Summit in detail late at night.
An alien is sometimes made out nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Moose Pass.
A woman's body with a goat's head has allegedly been noticed on several occasions in a Moose Pass highschool at night staggering the hallways.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may from time to time be witnessed pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Divide Creek before sunrise.
A space invader from Saturn has repeatedly been perceived going nuts up on Anderson Peak.
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Ghost Sightings From Moose Pass
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Ghost Sightings From Moose Pass
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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