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These are some lies we made up about Manley Hot Springs.
The phantom of an elderly guy with a big white beard came into sight pulling a corpse from the cold water of Dome Creek very late at night. The spirit reacted to the witness. Anyhow, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that you do not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a man in army attire was perceived smoking a pipe in Dalton Gulch in the early morning hours before sunrise. When the ghost was perceived it vanished into the air. In any event, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A very large quagga was perceived verbalizing into the night up on the highest spot of Roughtop Mountain.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been observed hanging out in an empty building in Manley Hot Springs.
A giant lizard is often made out mounted on a low rider on a murky road in the neighborhood of Manley Hot Springs.
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Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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