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These are some lies we made up about Juneau.
A gigantic kinkajou is often seen examining the landscape from the pinnacle of Mount Anderson at night.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head has supposedly been noticed on several instances glancing across Lower Basin before dawn.
Genghis Khan may regularly be spotted hanging out in a forsaken dwelling in Juneau.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can be spotted frequently in Mendenhall Glacier Recreation Area at the stroke of midnight hauling a dead body across the ground.
An enormous alpaca has sometimes been spotted down at the shore at Cropley Lake slurping chlorine.
An alien is every now and then seen standing by a wild highway outside Juneau.
The ghost of a lady with a bag bound around her head has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances mounted on a moped on a shady highway in close proximity to Juneau.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world may sometimes be witnessed
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at night drifting by on Arastra Creek.
A cyclop has frequently been observed hauling a headbone in Impregnable Basin after midnight.
A space man from space is often seen in a Juneau flat.
A massive fish has allegedly been seen on many instances gazing down into the water at Entrance Point before dawn.
A big bloodcurdling
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monster can often be distinguished by Aurora Basin late in the night staring at the water.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be made out very frequently walking next to a deserted highway close to Juneau.
A large scary ghost has from time to time been spotted coming into sight in a bathroom mirror. If you listen to what the locals allege, this ghost enjoys scaring people who dare to interrupt the serenity in Juneau. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
A gargantuan mountain goat is every now and then witnessed taking a rest on a bench in a trailer near Juneau.
An alien vacationer from another planet can from time to time be distinguished around midnight sprinting after a passing Jeep on a dark highway near Juneau.
An alien from Saturn was perceived in the rear seat of a VW by the driver noticing the spirit in his rear view mirror at night.
An enormous gopher emerged watering plants in the side garden of a trailer in Juneau.
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ghost of a young guy having on a confederate uniform was made out by a lady canoeing in a river in close proximity to Juneau. This individual ghost has been perceived repeatedly in this area. Locals here who have observed this ghost assert this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Juneau. Regardless of what people utter, it certainly is a scary spirit that is rather not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Juneau
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Ghost Sightings From Juneau
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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