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These are some lies we made up about Indian.
The ghost of a man holding a blood-covered machete has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions searching through trash container on an Indian residential street.
An Anchisaurus may every so often be observed on an Indian lane very late at night.
A gargantuan hippopotamus is often witnessed looking for somebody near the water at Bootlegger Cove.
An army uniform striding about without a body in it is rumored to have been made out on numerous instances staring at a woman sleeping on the floor in a trailer in Indian.
The spirit of a civil war combatant may regularly be distinguished at Campbell Lake Dam at night enjoying the vista. In any event, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Indian
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Ghost Sightings From Indian
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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