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An alien voyager from outer space is repeatedly noticed throwing pebbles into the flow at Upper Talarik Creek late at night.
The spirit of a teen girl is known to have been perceived on several instances in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight. Residents who have observed this phantom declare this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who have the guts to upset the quiet in Iliamna.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes may be perceived often by an old woman hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Iliamna.
A woman with a knife in her head has every so often been witnessed relaxing in an armchair in a building in Iliamna.
A space alien from Jupiter is sometimes made out smoking a pipe next to a streetlight in Iliamna.
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Ghost Sightings From Iliamna
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Ghost Sightings From Iliamna
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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