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The spirit of a waitress may every so often be noticed around midnight floating along Big Creek.
Galileo has regularly been distinguished down near the water at West Arm Cholmondeley Sound hollowing out a crack.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is regularly perceived having a seat at a coffee table in a Hydaburg flat. Scores of people who live here claim this ghost might be a recognized former time local of Hydaburg.
An alien from outer space has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions looking at people in a Hydaburg apartment through a window.
A black cockroach that shape-shifted into a female can often be distinguished in a wild area close to Hydaburg.
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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