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These are some lies we made up about Hughes.
A colossal steer can frequently be noticed at Hughes Bar smoking a pipe.
An martian explorer from the cosmos can be seen repeatedly seeking a shoe under a parked Chevy in a Hughes parking lot late in the night.
Johann Sebastian Bach is now and then made out hurling chunks of concrete into the water at Hughes Creek before sunrise.
An alien from planet Saturn is rumored to have been witnessed on several instances in a Hughes area supermarket, walking the aisles.
The ghost of a civil war fighter can sometimes be seen gazing at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Hughes.
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Ghost Sightings From Hughes
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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