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These are some lies we made up about Houston.
The ghost of a teen girl was observed tossing rocks into the water at Fish Creek late in the night. This specific spirit has been seen repeatedly in this place.
An alien from outer space was observed in a rubber boat on Lake Beth talking into the air.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was noticed spitting at passing cars in the middle of a shadowy highway next to Houston.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes has regularly been spotted dispatching a packet at a Houston post office. One thing is for guaranteed, it indisputably is a terrifying ghost that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
A wandering ghost is often noticed talking into the night as if someone besides was in attendance. Anyhow, this ghost sure is scary; one that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Houston
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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