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These are some lies we made up about Hooper Bay.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances howling mid stream in Keoklevik River.
A gigantic gopher may be witnessed over and over again standing by a secluded road near Hooper Bay.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head absent has every now and then been distinguished traveling on a bike on a gloomy road close to Hooper Bay.
An ET from another world is sometimes noticed in a Hooper Bay building.
Ludwig van Beethoven may now and then be made out pacing along a wild road in close proximity to Hooper Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Hooper Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Hooper Bay
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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